rips off <who>'s <body> and leaves them to die.
grabs <who>'s head and rips it clean off their body.
grabs a machine gun and riddles <who>'s body with bullets.
sends The Terminator on a mission to retrieve <who>'s body.
gags and ties <who> then throws them off a bridge.
crushes <who> with a huge spiked boulder.
glares at <who> until they die of boredom.
stuffs a few TNT blocks under <who>'s bed and sets them off.
shivs <who> in the <body>.
rams a rocket launcher up <who>'s ass and lets off a few rounds.
crushes <who>'s skull in with a spiked mace.
unleashes the armies of Isengard on <who>.
slices <who>'s <body> off with a Katana.
throws <who> to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreads.
feeds <who> to an owlbear who then proceeds to maul them.
turns <who> into a snail and salts them.
snacks on <who>'s <body>.
puts <who> into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.
goes bowling with <who>'s disembodied head.
uses <who>'s <body> as a back-scratcher.
sends <who> to /dev/null!
feeds <who> coke and mentos till they violently explode.
