rips off 's and leaves them to die. grabs 's head and rips it clean off their body. grabs a machine gun and riddles 's body with bullets. sends The Terminator on a mission to retrieve 's body. gags and ties then throws them off a bridge. crushes with a huge spiked boulder. glares at until they die of boredom. stuffs a few TNT blocks under 's bed and sets them off. shivs in the . rams a rocket launcher up 's ass and lets off a few rounds. crushes 's skull in with a spiked mace. unleashes the armies of Isengard on . slices 's off with a Katana. throws to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreads. feeds to an owlbear who then proceeds to maul them. turns into a snail and salts them. snacks on 's . puts into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space. goes bowling with 's disembodied head. uses 's as a back-scratcher. sends to /dev/null! feeds coke and mentos till they violently explode.