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23 lines
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Executable file
rips off <who>'s <body> and leaves them to die.
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grabs <who>'s head and rips it clean off their body.
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grabs a machine gun and riddles <who>'s body with bullets.
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sends The Terminator on a mission to retrieve <who>'s body.
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gags and ties <who> then throws them off a bridge.
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crushes <who> with a huge spiked boulder.
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glares at <who> until they die of boredom.
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stuffs a few TNT blocks under <who>'s bed and sets them off.
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shivs <who> in the <body>.
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rams a rocket launcher up <who>'s ass and lets off a few rounds.
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crushes <who>'s skull in with a spiked mace.
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unleashes the armies of Isengard on <who>.
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slices <who>'s <body> off with a Katana.
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throws <who> to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreads.
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feeds <who> to an owlbear who then proceeds to maul them.
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turns <who> into a snail and salts them.
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snacks on <who>'s <body>.
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puts <who> into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.
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goes bowling with <who>'s disembodied head.
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uses <who>'s <body> as a back-scratcher.
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sends <who> to /dev/null!
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feeds <who> coke and mentos till they violently explode.
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