57 lines
1.7 KiB
Python
Executable file
57 lines
1.7 KiB
Python
Executable file
from util import hook
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import re
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import random
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slaps = ["slaps <who> with a <item>.",
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"slaps <who> around a bit with a <item>.",
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"throws a <item> at <who>.",
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"chucks a few <item>s at <who>.",
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"grabs a <item> and throws it in <who>'s face.",
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"launches a <item> in <who>'s general direction.",
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"sits on <who>'s face, while slamming a <item> into their crotch.",
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"holds <who> down and repeatedly whacks them with a <item>.",
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"prods <who> with a flaming <item>.",
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"picks up a <item>, and whacks <who> with it.",
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"ties <who> to a chair and throws a <item> at them.",
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"hits <who> on the head with a <item>."]
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items = ["cast iron skillet",
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"large trout",
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"baseball bat",
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"wooden cane",
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"CRT monitor",
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"diamond sword",
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"physics textbook",
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"television",
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"mau5head",
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"five ton truck",
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"roll of duct tape",
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"book",
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"cobblestone block",
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"lava bucket",
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"rubber chicken",
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"gold block",
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"fire extinguisher",
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"heavy rock",
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"chunk of dirt"]
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@hook.command
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def slap(inp, me=None, nick=None, input=None, notice=None):
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".slap <user> -- Makes the bot slap <user>."
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inp = inp.strip()
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if not re.match("^[A-Za-z0-9_|.-\]\[]*$", inp.lower()):
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notice("Invalid username!")
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return
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if inp == input.conn.nick.lower() or inp == "itself":
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slap = random.choice(slaps)
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slap = re.sub ('<who>', nick, slap)
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msg = re.sub ('<item>', random.choice(items), slap)
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else:
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slap = random.choice(slaps)
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slap = re.sub ('<who>', inp, slap)
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msg = re.sub ('<item>', random.choice(items), slap)
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me(msg)
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