added more to kill.py/slap.py

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neersighted 2012-03-03 14:34:21 -08:00
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@ -15,6 +15,7 @@ kills = ["rips off <who>'s <body> and leaves them to die.",
"crushes <who>'s skull in with a spiked mace.",
"unleashes the armies of Isengard on <who>.",
"packs <who> into a SVN repo.",
"slices <who>'s <body> off with a Katana",
"throws <who> to Cthulu!",
"feeds <who> to an owlbear.",
"turns <who> into a snail, and then salts them.",

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@ -5,7 +5,10 @@ import random
slaps = ["slaps <who> with a <item>.",
"slaps <who> around a bit with a <item>.",
"throws a <item> at <who>.",
"chucks a few <item>s at <who>.",
"grabs a <item> and throws it in <who>'s face.",
"launches a <item> in <who>'s general direction.",
"sits on <who>'s face, while slamming a <item> into their crotch.",
"holds <who> down and repeatedly whacks them with a <item>.",
"prods <who> with a flaming <item>.",
"picks up a <item>, and whacks <who> with it.",