Fixed typos in lart/kill/slap, added some minecraft ones too!
* Added Minecraft-Related LARTs (BECAUSE I CAN!) * Fixed Typos (BECAUSE WE FAIL)
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@ -7,9 +7,13 @@ kills = ["rips off <who>'s <body> and leaves them to die.",
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"grabs a machine gun and riddles <who>'s body with bullets.",
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"grabs a machine gun and riddles <who>'s body with bullets.",
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"gags and ties <who> then throws them off a bridge.",
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"gags and ties <who> then throws them off a bridge.",
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"crushes <who> with a huge spiked boulder.",
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"crushes <who> with a huge spiked boulder.",
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"stuffs a few TNT blocks under <who>'s bed, and sets them off.",
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"rams a rocket launcher up <who>'s ass and lets off a few rounds.",
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"rams a rocket launcher up <who>'s ass and lets off a few rounds.",
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"crushes <who>'s skull in with a spiked mace.",
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"crushes <who>'s skull in with a spiked mace.",
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"unleashes the armies of Isengard on <who>.",
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"throws <who> to Cthulu!",
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"feeds <who> to an owlbear.",
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"feeds <who> to an owlbear.",
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"turns <who> into a snail, and then salts them.",
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"puts <who> into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.",
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"puts <who> into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.",
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"goes bowling with <who>'s head.",
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"goes bowling with <who>'s head.",
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"sends <who> to /dev/null!",
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"sends <who> to /dev/null!",
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@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue",
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"beats <who> senseless with a 50lb Linux manual",
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"beats <who> senseless with a 50lb Linux manual",
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"cats /dev/random into <who>'s ear",
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"cats /dev/random into <who>'s ear",
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"signs <who> up for AOL",
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"signs <who> up for AOL",
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"downvotes <who> on Reddit",
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"enrolls <who> in Visual Basic 101",
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"enrolls <who> in Visual Basic 101",
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"sporks <who>",
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"sporks <who>",
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"drops a truckload of support tickets on <who>",
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"drops a truckload of support tickets on <who>",
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@ -21,15 +22,19 @@ larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue",
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"formats <who>'s harddrive to fat12",
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"formats <who>'s harddrive to fat12",
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"rm -rf's <who>",
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"rm -rf's <who>",
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"stabs <who>",
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"stabs <who>",
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"makes <who> learn C++",
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"steals <who>'s mojo",
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"steals <who>'s mojo",
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"strangles <who> with a doohicky mouse cord",
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"strangles <who> with a doohicky mouse cord",
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"whacks <who> with the cluebat",
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"whacks <who> with the cluebat",
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"sells <who> on EBay",
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"sells <who> on EBay",
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"drops creepers on <who>'s house",
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"throws all of <who>'s diamond gear into lava",
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"uses <who> as a biological warfare study",
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"uses <who> as a biological warfare study",
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"uses the 'Customer Appreciation Bat' on <who>",
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"uses the 'Customer Appreciation Bat' on <who>",
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"puts <who> in the Total Perspective Vortex",
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"puts <who> in the Total Perspective Vortex",
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"casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom",
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"casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom",
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"gives <who> a melvin",
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"gives <who> a melvin",
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"turns <who> over to the Fun Police",
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"turns over <who> to Agent Smith to be 'bugged'",
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"turns over <who> to Agent Smith to be 'bugged'",
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"takes away <who>'s internet connection",
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"takes away <who>'s internet connection",
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"pushes <who> past the Shoe Event Horizon",
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"pushes <who> past the Shoe Event Horizon",
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"lets Borg have his way with <who>",
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"lets Borg have his way with <who>",
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"signs <who> up for line dancing classes at the local senior center",
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"signs <who> up for line dancing classes at the local senior center",
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"wakes <who> out of a sound sleep with some brand new nipple piercings",
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"wakes <who> out of a sound sleep with some brand new nipple piercings",
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"gives <who> a 2 guage Prince Albert",
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"gives <who> a 2 gauge Prince Albert",
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"forces <who> to eat all their veggies",
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"forces <who> to eat all their veggies",
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"covers <who>'s toilet paper with lemon-pepper",
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"covers <who>'s toilet paper with lemon-pepper",
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"fills <who>'s ketchup bottle with Dave's Insanity sauce",
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"fills <who>'s ketchup bottle with Dave's Insanity sauce",
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"forces <who> to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly neverending IRC political debate",
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"forces <who> to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly never-ending IRC political debate",
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"knocks two of <who>'s teeth out with a 2x4",
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"knocks two of <who>'s teeth out with a 2x4",
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"removes debian from <who>'s system",
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"removes Debian from <who>'s system",
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"uses <who>'s iPod for skeet shooting practice",
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"uses <who>'s iPod for skeet shooting practice",
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"gives <who>'s phone number to Borg",
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"gives <who>'s phone number to Borg",
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"posts <who>'s IP, username, and password on 4chan",
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"posts <who>'s IP, username, and password on 4chan",
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"does the Australian Death Grip on <who>",
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"does the Australian Death Grip on <who>",
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"dances upon the grave of <who>'s ancestors.",
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"dances upon the grave of <who>'s ancestors.",
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"farts in <who>'s general direction",
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"farts in <who>'s general direction",
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"flogs <who> with stinging neddle",
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"flogs <who> with stinging nettle",
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"assigns all of the permissions tickets on the BeastNode support system to <who>",
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"assigns all of the permissions tickets on the BeastNode support system to <who>",
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"hands <who> a poison ivy joint"]
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"hands <who> a poison ivy joint"]
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"baseball bat",
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"baseball bat",
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"wooden cane",
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"wooden cane",
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"CRT monitor",
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"CRT monitor",
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"diamond sword",
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"physics textbook",
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"physics textbook",
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"television",
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"television",
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"mau5 head",
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"mau5 head",
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"five tonn truck",
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"five ton truck",
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"roll of duct tape",
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"roll of duct tape",
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"book",
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"book",
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"cobblestone block",
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"lava bucket",
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"rubber chicken",
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"rubber chicken",
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"gold block",
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"gold block",
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"fire extinguisher",
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"fire extinguisher",
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