From e2a575aa0aa5212e8e92fd830df2bfe0b6517809 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: neersighted Date: Fri, 2 Mar 2012 09:53:46 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Fixed typos in lart/kill/slap, added some minecraft ones too! * Added Minecraft-Related LARTs (BECAUSE I CAN!) * Fixed Typos (BECAUSE WE FAIL) --- plugins/kill.py | 4 ++++ plugins/lart.py | 13 +++++++++---- plugins/slap.py | 5 ++++- 3 files changed, 17 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-) diff --git a/plugins/kill.py b/plugins/kill.py index e5dfb05..80d652a 100755 --- a/plugins/kill.py +++ b/plugins/kill.py @@ -7,9 +7,13 @@ kills = ["rips off 's and leaves them to die.", "grabs a machine gun and riddles 's body with bullets.", "gags and ties then throws them off a bridge.", "crushes with a huge spiked boulder.", + "stuffs a few TNT blocks under 's bed, and sets them off.", "rams a rocket launcher up 's ass and lets off a few rounds.", "crushes 's skull in with a spiked mace.", + "unleashes the armies of Isengard on .", + "throws to Cthulu!", "feeds to an owlbear.", + "turns into a snail, and then salts them.", "puts into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.", "goes bowling with 's head.", "sends to /dev/null!", diff --git a/plugins/lart.py b/plugins/lart.py index 7fc0754..843a3ae 100755 --- a/plugins/lart.py +++ b/plugins/lart.py @@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ larts = ["swaps 's shampoo with glue", "beats senseless with a 50lb Linux manual", "cats /dev/random into 's ear", "signs up for AOL", + "downvotes on Reddit", "enrolls in Visual Basic 101", "sporks ", "drops a truckload of support tickets on ", @@ -21,15 +22,19 @@ larts = ["swaps 's shampoo with glue", "formats 's harddrive to fat12", "rm -rf's ", "stabs ", + "makes learn C++", "steals 's mojo", "strangles with a doohicky mouse cord", "whacks with the cluebat", "sells on EBay", + "drops creepers on 's house", + "throws all of 's diamond gear into lava", "uses as a biological warfare study", "uses the 'Customer Appreciation Bat' on ", "puts in the Total Perspective Vortex", "casts into the fires of Mt. Doom", "gives a melvin", + "turns over to the Fun Police", "turns over to Agent Smith to be 'bugged'", "takes away 's internet connection", "pushes past the Shoe Event Horizon", @@ -62,13 +67,13 @@ larts = ["swaps 's shampoo with glue", "lets Borg have his way with ", "signs up for line dancing classes at the local senior center", "wakes out of a sound sleep with some brand new nipple piercings", - "gives a 2 guage Prince Albert", + "gives a 2 gauge Prince Albert", "forces to eat all their veggies", "covers 's toilet paper with lemon-pepper", "fills 's ketchup bottle with Dave's Insanity sauce", - "forces to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly neverending IRC political debate", + "forces to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly never-ending IRC political debate", "knocks two of 's teeth out with a 2x4", - "removes debian from 's system", + "removes Debian from 's system", "uses 's iPod for skeet shooting practice", "gives 's phone number to Borg", "posts 's IP, username, and password on 4chan", @@ -97,7 +102,7 @@ larts = ["swaps 's shampoo with glue", "does the Australian Death Grip on ", "dances upon the grave of 's ancestors.", "farts in 's general direction", - "flogs with stinging neddle", + "flogs with stinging nettle", "assigns all of the permissions tickets on the BeastNode support system to ", "hands a poison ivy joint"] diff --git a/plugins/slap.py b/plugins/slap.py index a4f7b23..0baac2e 100755 --- a/plugins/slap.py +++ b/plugins/slap.py @@ -17,12 +17,15 @@ items = ["cast iron skillet", "baseball bat", "wooden cane", "CRT monitor", + "diamond sword", "physics textbook", "television", "mau5 head", - "five tonn truck", + "five ton truck", "roll of duct tape", "book", + "cobblestone block", + "lava bucket", "rubber chicken", "gold block", "fire extinguisher",