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Fixed typos in lart/kill/slap, added some minecraft ones too!

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* Added Minecraft-Related LARTs (BECAUSE I CAN!)
* Fixed Typos (BECAUSE WE FAIL)
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neersighted 2012-03-02 09:53:46 -08:00
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@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue",
"beats <who> senseless with a 50lb Linux manual",
"cats /dev/random into <who>'s ear",
"signs <who> up for AOL",
"downvotes <who> on Reddit",
"enrolls <who> in Visual Basic 101",
"sporks <who>",
"drops a truckload of support tickets on <who>",
@ -21,15 +22,19 @@ larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue",
"formats <who>'s harddrive to fat12",
"rm -rf's <who>",
"stabs <who>",
"makes <who> learn C++",
"steals <who>'s mojo",
"strangles <who> with a doohicky mouse cord",
"whacks <who> with the cluebat",
"sells <who> on EBay",
"drops creepers on <who>'s house",
"throws all of <who>'s diamond gear into lava",
"uses <who> as a biological warfare study",
"uses the 'Customer Appreciation Bat' on <who>",
"puts <who> in the Total Perspective Vortex",
"casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom",
"gives <who> a melvin",
"turns <who> over to the Fun Police",
"turns over <who> to Agent Smith to be 'bugged'",
"takes away <who>'s internet connection",
"pushes <who> past the Shoe Event Horizon",
@ -62,13 +67,13 @@ larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue",
"lets Borg have his way with <who>",
"signs <who> up for line dancing classes at the local senior center",
"wakes <who> out of a sound sleep with some brand new nipple piercings",
"gives <who> a 2 guage Prince Albert",
"gives <who> a 2 gauge Prince Albert",
"forces <who> to eat all their veggies",
"covers <who>'s toilet paper with lemon-pepper",
"fills <who>'s ketchup bottle with Dave's Insanity sauce",
"forces <who> to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly neverending IRC political debate",
"forces <who> to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly never-ending IRC political debate",
"knocks two of <who>'s teeth out with a 2x4",
"removes debian from <who>'s system",
"removes Debian from <who>'s system",
"uses <who>'s iPod for skeet shooting practice",
"gives <who>'s phone number to Borg",
"posts <who>'s IP, username, and password on 4chan",
@ -97,7 +102,7 @@ larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue",
"does the Australian Death Grip on <who>",
"dances upon the grave of <who>'s ancestors.",
"farts in <who>'s general direction",
"flogs <who> with stinging neddle",
"flogs <who> with stinging nettle",
"assigns all of the permissions tickets on the BeastNode support system to <who>",
"hands <who> a poison ivy joint"]