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Fixed typos in lart/kill/slap, added some minecraft ones too!

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* Added Minecraft-Related LARTs (BECAUSE I CAN!)
* Fixed Typos (BECAUSE WE FAIL)
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neersighted 2012-03-02 09:53:46 -08:00
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plugins/kill.py
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@ -7,9 +7,13 @@ kills = ["rips off <who>'s <body> and leaves them to die.",
"grabs a machine gun and riddles <who>'s body with bullets.",
"gags and ties <who> then throws them off a bridge.",
"crushes <who> with a huge spiked boulder.",
"stuffs a few TNT blocks under <who>'s bed, and sets them off.",
"rams a rocket launcher up <who>'s ass and lets off a few rounds.",
"crushes <who>'s skull in with a spiked mace.",
"unleashes the armies of Isengard on <who>.",
"throws <who> to Cthulu!",
"feeds <who> to an owlbear.",
"turns <who> into a snail, and then salts them.",
"puts <who> into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.",
"goes bowling with <who>'s head.",
"sends <who> to /dev/null!",

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plugins/lart.py
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@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue",
"beats <who> senseless with a 50lb Linux manual",
"cats /dev/random into <who>'s ear",
"signs <who> up for AOL",
"downvotes <who> on Reddit",
"enrolls <who> in Visual Basic 101",
"sporks <who>",
"drops a truckload of support tickets on <who>",
@ -21,15 +22,19 @@ larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue",
"formats <who>'s harddrive to fat12",
"rm -rf's <who>",
"stabs <who>",
"makes <who> learn C++",
"steals <who>'s mojo",
"strangles <who> with a doohicky mouse cord",
"whacks <who> with the cluebat",
"sells <who> on EBay",
"drops creepers on <who>'s house",
"throws all of <who>'s diamond gear into lava",
"uses <who> as a biological warfare study",
"uses the 'Customer Appreciation Bat' on <who>",
"puts <who> in the Total Perspective Vortex",
"casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom",
"gives <who> a melvin",
"turns <who> over to the Fun Police",
"turns over <who> to Agent Smith to be 'bugged'",
"takes away <who>'s internet connection",
"pushes <who> past the Shoe Event Horizon",
@ -62,13 +67,13 @@ larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue",
"lets Borg have his way with <who>",
"signs <who> up for line dancing classes at the local senior center",
"wakes <who> out of a sound sleep with some brand new nipple piercings",
"gives <who> a 2 guage Prince Albert",
"gives <who> a 2 gauge Prince Albert",
"forces <who> to eat all their veggies",
"covers <who>'s toilet paper with lemon-pepper",
"fills <who>'s ketchup bottle with Dave's Insanity sauce",
"forces <who> to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly neverending IRC political debate",
"forces <who> to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly never-ending IRC political debate",
"knocks two of <who>'s teeth out with a 2x4",
"removes debian from <who>'s system",
"removes Debian from <who>'s system",
"uses <who>'s iPod for skeet shooting practice",
"gives <who>'s phone number to Borg",
"posts <who>'s IP, username, and password on 4chan",
@ -97,7 +102,7 @@ larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue",
"does the Australian Death Grip on <who>",
"dances upon the grave of <who>'s ancestors.",
"farts in <who>'s general direction",
"flogs <who> with stinging neddle",
"flogs <who> with stinging nettle",
"assigns all of the permissions tickets on the BeastNode support system to <who>",
"hands <who> a poison ivy joint"]

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plugins/slap.py
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@ -17,12 +17,15 @@ items = ["cast iron skillet",
"baseball bat",
"wooden cane",
"CRT monitor",
"diamond sword",
"physics textbook",
"television",
"mau5 head",
"five tonn truck",
"five ton truck",
"roll of duct tape",
"book",
"cobblestone block",
"lava bucket",
"rubber chicken",
"gold block",
"fire extinguisher",