Fixed typos/added stuff to flirt.py, kill.py,and slap.py

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neersighted 2012-03-03 14:28:42 -08:00
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3 changed files with 20 additions and 14 deletions

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@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ flirts = ["I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine.",
"I've been bad, take me to your room.",
"I think Heaven's missing an angel.",
"That shirt looks good on you, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.",
"I cant help to notice but you look a lot like my next girlfriend",
"I cant help to notice but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.",
"Aren't your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.",
"I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp.",
"I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate.",
@ -34,10 +34,10 @@ flirts = ["I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine.",
"You got something on your chest: My eyes.",
"Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.",
"Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.",
"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something!!! MY JAW!!",
"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something!!! MY JAW!!!",
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?",
"Where have you been all my life?",
"I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for nobody but you",
"I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for nobody but you.",
"Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.",
"Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.",
"Nice legs. What time do they open?",

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@ -5,17 +5,23 @@ import random
kills = ["rips off <who>'s <body> and leaves them to die.",
"grabs <who>'s head and rips it clean off their body.",
"grabs a machine gun and riddles <who>'s body with bullets.",
"sends The Terminator on a mission to retrieve <who>'s <body>.",
"gags and ties <who> then throws them off a bridge.",
"crushes <who> with a huge spiked boulder.",
"glares at <who> until they die of boredom.",
"stuffs a few TNT blocks under <who>'s bed, and sets them off.",
"shivs <who> in the <body>.",
"rams a rocket launcher up <who>'s ass and lets off a few rounds.",
"crushes <who>'s skull in with a spiked mace.",
"unleashes the armies of Isengard on <who>.",
"packs <who> into a SVN repo.",
"throws <who> to Cthulu!",
"feeds <who> to an owlbear.",
"turns <who> into a snail, and then salts them.",
"snacks on <who>'s <body>.",
"puts <who> into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.",
"goes bowling with <who>'s head.",
"uses <who>'s <body> as a back-scratcher.",
"sends <who> to /dev/null!",
"feeds <who> coke and mentos till they pop!"]

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@ -2,15 +2,15 @@ from util import hook
import re
import random
slaps = ["slaps <who> with a <item>",
"slaps <who> around a bit with a <item>",
"throws a <item> at <who>",
"grabs a <item> and throws it in <who>'s face",
"holds <who> down and repeatedly whacks them with a <item>",
"prods <who> with a flaming <item>",
"picks up a <item>, and whacks <who> with it",
"ties <who> to a chair and throws a <item> at them",
"hits <who> on the head with a <item>"]
slaps = ["slaps <who> with a <item>.",
"slaps <who> around a bit with a <item>.",
"throws a <item> at <who>.",
"grabs a <item> and throws it in <who>'s face.",
"holds <who> down and repeatedly whacks them with a <item>.",
"prods <who> with a flaming <item>.",
"picks up a <item>, and whacks <who> with it.",
"ties <who> to a chair and throws a <item> at them.",
"hits <who> on the head with a <item>."]
items = ["cast iron skillet",
"large trout",