From a82b385622fbfba2a86df053d4bcc8c6997a0388 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: neersighted Date: Sat, 3 Mar 2012 14:28:42 -0800 Subject: [PATCH] Fixed typos/added stuff to flirt.py, kill.py,and slap.py --- plugins/flirt.py | 8 ++++---- plugins/kill.py | 6 ++++++ plugins/slap.py | 20 ++++++++++---------- 3 files changed, 20 insertions(+), 14 deletions(-) diff --git a/plugins/flirt.py b/plugins/flirt.py index 0706b04..c7389d1 100755 --- a/plugins/flirt.py +++ b/plugins/flirt.py @@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ flirts = ["I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine.", "I've been bad, take me to your room.", "I think Heaven's missing an angel.", "That shirt looks good on you, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.", - "I cant help to notice but you look a lot like my next girlfriend", + "I cant help to notice but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.", "Aren't your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.", "I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp.", "I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate.", @@ -30,14 +30,14 @@ flirts = ["I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine.", "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ", "I'm here, where are your other two wishes?", "Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?", - "Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. ", + "Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.", "You got something on your chest: My eyes.", "Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.", "Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.", - "Excuse me, but I think you dropped something!!! MY JAW!!", + "Excuse me, but I think you dropped something!!! MY JAW!!!", "If I followed you home, would you keep me?", "Where have you been all my life?", - "I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for nobody but you", + "I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for nobody but you.", "Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.", "Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.", "Nice legs. What time do they open?", diff --git a/plugins/kill.py b/plugins/kill.py index 80d652a..1f5e8ea 100755 --- a/plugins/kill.py +++ b/plugins/kill.py @@ -5,17 +5,23 @@ import random kills = ["rips off 's and leaves them to die.", "grabs 's head and rips it clean off their body.", "grabs a machine gun and riddles 's body with bullets.", + "sends The Terminator on a mission to retrieve 's .", "gags and ties then throws them off a bridge.", "crushes with a huge spiked boulder.", + "glares at until they die of boredom.", "stuffs a few TNT blocks under 's bed, and sets them off.", + "shivs in the .", "rams a rocket launcher up 's ass and lets off a few rounds.", "crushes 's skull in with a spiked mace.", "unleashes the armies of Isengard on .", + "packs into a SVN repo.", "throws to Cthulu!", "feeds to an owlbear.", "turns into a snail, and then salts them.", + "snacks on 's .", "puts into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.", "goes bowling with 's head.", + "uses 's as a back-scratcher.", "sends to /dev/null!", "feeds coke and mentos till they pop!"] diff --git a/plugins/slap.py b/plugins/slap.py index 0baac2e..1253660 100755 --- a/plugins/slap.py +++ b/plugins/slap.py @@ -2,15 +2,15 @@ from util import hook import re import random -slaps = ["slaps with a ", - "slaps around a bit with a ", - "throws a at ", - "grabs a and throws it in 's face", - "holds down and repeatedly whacks them with a ", - "prods with a flaming ", - "picks up a , and whacks with it", - "ties to a chair and throws a at them", - "hits on the head with a "] +slaps = ["slaps with a .", + "slaps around a bit with a .", + "throws a at .", + "grabs a and throws it in 's face.", + "holds down and repeatedly whacks them with a .", + "prods with a flaming .", + "picks up a , and whacks with it.", + "ties to a chair and throws a at them.", + "hits on the head with a ."] items = ["cast iron skillet", "large trout", @@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ items = ["cast iron skillet", "diamond sword", "physics textbook", "television", - "mau5 head", + "mau5head", "five ton truck", "roll of duct tape", "book",