56 lines
3.2 KiB
Python
Executable file
56 lines
3.2 KiB
Python
Executable file
from util import hook
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import re
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import random
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flirts = ["I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine.",
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"Hey, pretty mama. You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?",
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"I better get out my library card, 'cause I'm checkin' you out.",
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"If you were a booger, I'd pick you.",
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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.",
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"I've been bad, take me to your room.",
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"I think Heaven's missing an angel.",
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"That shirt looks good on you, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.",
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"I cant help to notice but you look a lot like my next girlfriend",
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"Aren't your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.",
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"I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp.",
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"I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate.",
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"How you doin'?",
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"If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?",
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"Hey, baby cakes.",
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"Nice butt.",
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"I love you like a fat kid loves cake.",
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"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?",
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"Want to see my good side? Hahaha, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides.",
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"You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.",
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"Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you.",
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"I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.",
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"If you want to climb aboard the Love Train, you've got to stand on the Love Tracks. But you might just get smushed by a very sensual cow-catcher.",
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"Lets say you and I knock some very /sensual/ boots.",
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"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?",
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ",
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"I'm here, where are your other two wishes?",
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"Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?",
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"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. ",
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"You got something on your chest: My eyes.",
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"Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.",
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"Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.",
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"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something!!! MY JAW!!",
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"If I followed you home, would you keep me?",
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"Where have you been all my life?",
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"I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for nobody but you",
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"Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.",
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"Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.",
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"Nice legs. What time do they open?",
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"Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns."]
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@hook.command(autohelp=False)
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def flirt(inp, nick=None, me=None, input=None):
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".flirt <user> -- Make the bot flirt with <user>."
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msg = "flirts with " + nick + "... \"" + random.choice(flirts) + "\""
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if re.match("^[A-Za-z0-9_|.-\]\[]*$", inp.lower()) and inp != "":
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msg = "flirts with " + inp + "... \"" + random.choice(flirts) + "\""
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if inp == input.conn.nick.lower() or inp == "itself":
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msg = "flirts with itself... \"" + random.choice(flirts) + "\""
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me(msg)
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