80 lines
2.6 KiB
JSON
80 lines
2.6 KiB
JSON
{
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"templates": [
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"rips off {user}'s {limbs} and leaves them to die.",
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"grabs {user}'s head and rips it clean off their body.",
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"grabs a {gun} and riddles {user}'s body with bullets.",
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"gags and ties {user} then throws them off a {tall_thing}.",
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"crushes {user} with a huge spiked {spiked_thing}.",
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"glares at {user} until they die of boredom.",
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"stabs {user} in the heart a few times with a {weapon_stab}.",
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"rams a {weapon_explosive} up {user}'s ass and lets off a few rounds.",
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"crushes {user}'s skull in with a {weapon_crush}.",
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"unleashes the armies of Isengard on {user}.",
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"gags and ties {user} then throws them off a {tall_thing} to their death.",
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"reaches out and punches right through {user}'s chest.",
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"slices {user}'s limbs off with a {weapon_slice}.",
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"throws {user} to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreds.",
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"feeds {user} to an owlbear who then proceeds to maul them violently.",
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"turns {user} into a snail and covers then in salt.",
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"snacks on {user}'s dismembered body.",
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"stuffs {bomb} up {user}'s ass and waits for it to go off.",
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"puts {user} into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.",
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"goes bowling with {user}'s bloody disembodied head.",
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"sends {user} to /dev/null!",
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"feeds {user} coke and mentos till they violently explode."
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],
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"parts": {
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"gun": [
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"AK47",
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"machine gun",
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"automatic pistol",
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"Uzi"
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],
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"limbs": [
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"legs",
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"arms",
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"limbs"
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],
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"weapon_stab": [
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"knife",
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"shard of glass",
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"sword blade",
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"butchers knife",
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"corkscrew"
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],
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"weapon_slice": [
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"sharpened katana",
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"chainsaw",
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"polished axe"
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],
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"weapon_crush": [
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"spiked mace",
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"baseball bat",
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"wooden club",
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"massive steel ball",
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"heavy iron rod"
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],
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"weapon_explosive": [
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"rocket launcher",
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"grenade launcher",
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"napalm launcher"
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],
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"tall_thing": [
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"bridge",
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"tall building",
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"cliff",
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"mountain"
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],
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"spiked_thing": [
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"boulder",
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"rock",
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"barrel of rocks"
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],
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"bomb": [
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"a bomb",
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"some TNT",
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"a bunch of C4"
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]
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}
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}
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