67 lines
3.4 KiB
Python
Executable File
67 lines
3.4 KiB
Python
Executable File
from util import hook
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import re
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import random
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fortunes = ["Help! I'm stuck in the fortune cookie factory!",
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"He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.",
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"The world is your oyster.",
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"Today will be a good day.",
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"Life's short, party naked.",
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"Haters gonna hate.",
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"You are amazing and let no one tell you otherwise.",
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"A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.",
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"That wasn’t chicken.",
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"Don’t fry bacon in the nude.",
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"Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.",
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"DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE.",
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"You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. Unless you have telekinesis.",
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"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.",
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"Never lose the ability to find beauty in ordinary things.",
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"Ignore previous fortune.",
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"Smile more.",
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"You are the dancing queen.",
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"YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND, NOTHIN'S GONNA EVER KEEP YA DOWN.",
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"The cake is a lie.",
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"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.",
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"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.",
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"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.",
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"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.",
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"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.",
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"Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.",
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"Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.",
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"When in doubt, lubricate.",
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"It is time for you to live up to your family name and face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES.",
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"It's a good day to do what has to be done.",
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"Move near the countryside and you will be friends of John Freeman.",
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"If you can't beat 'em, mock 'em.",
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"Use gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.",
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"LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU",
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"This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.",
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"You'll never know what you can do until you try.",
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"You are talented in many ways",
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"Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.",
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"A visit to a strange place will bring you renewed perspective.",
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"A passionate new romance will appear in your life when you least expect it.",
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"If you care enough for a result, you will most certainly attain it.",
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"To be loved, be loveable.",
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"Step away from the power position for one day.",
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"If you want to get a sure crop with a big yield, sow wild oats.",
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"It doesn't take guts to quit.",
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"You can expect a change for the better in job or status in the future.",
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"As the wallet grows, so do the needs.",
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"You have a reputation for being straightforward and honest.",
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"Learn a new language and get a new soul.",
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"A tall dark stranger will soon enter our life.",
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"Keep staring. I'll do a trick."]
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@hook.command(autohelp=False)
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def fortune(inp, nick=None, say=None, input=None):
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".fortune -- Fortune cookies on demand."
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msg = "(" + nick + ") " + random.choice(fortunes)
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if re.match("^[A-Za-z0-9_|.-\]\[]*$", inp.lower()) and inp != "":
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msg = "(@" + inp + ") " + random.choice(fortunes)
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say(msg)
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