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Help! I'm stuck in the fortune cookie factory!
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He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
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The world is your oyster.
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Today will be a good day.
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Life's short, party naked.
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Haters gonna hate.
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You are amazing and let no one tell you otherwise.
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A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.
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That wasn’t chicken.
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You will become a hermit and be sad and lonely for the rest of your life.
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Don’t fry bacon in the nude.
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The road to riches is paved with homework.
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Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.
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DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE.
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You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. Unless you have telekinesis.
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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
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Never lose the ability to find beauty in ordinary things.
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Ignore previous fortune.
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Smile more.
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YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND, NOTHIN'S GONNA EVER KEEP YA DOWN.
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The cake is not a lie.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? (In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet)
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Don’t be discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
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Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
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Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.
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When in doubt, lubricate.
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It is time for you to live up to your family name and face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES.
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It's a good day to do what has to be done.
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Move near the countryside and you will be friends of John Freeman.
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If you can't beat 'em, mock 'em.
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Use gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
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LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU
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You will die, but become reanimated as a Zombie, and forever roam the earth in search of purpose... And brains, of course.
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This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
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You will live a normal life, with a normal home, a normal job, and a normal future.
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You'll never know what you can do until you try.
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A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
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You are talented in many ways
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Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.
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A visit to a strange place will bring you renewed perspective.
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A passionate new romance will appear in your life when you least expect it.
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If you care enough for a result, you will most certainly attain it.
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To be loved, be loveable.
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Step away from the power position for one day.
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If you want to get a sure crop with a big yield, sow wild oats.
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It doesn't take guts to quit.
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You can expect a change for the better in job or status in the future.
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As the wallet grows, so do the needs.
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You have a reputation for being straightforward and honest.
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Learn a new language and get a new soul.
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A dubious friend may be an enemy in camouflage.
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A tall dark stranger will soon enter our life.
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Keep staring. I'll do a trick.
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