55 lines
3.1 KiB
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55 lines
3.1 KiB
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I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine.
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Hey, pretty mama. You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?
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I better get out my library card, 'cause I'm checkin' you out.
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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I've been bad, take me to your room.
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I think Heaven's missing an angel.
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
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That shirt looks good on you, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.
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Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
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I cant help to notice but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
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Aren't your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
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I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true.
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I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate.
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How you doin'?
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If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?
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Hey, baby cakes.
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Nice butt.
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?
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Do you have a map? I think I just got lost in your eyes.
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Want to see my good side? Hah, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides.
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You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.
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Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you.
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I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
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I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
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If you want to climb aboard the Love Train, you've got to stand on the Love Tracks. But you might just get smushed by a very sensual cow-catcher.
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It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
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Lets say you and I knock some very /sensual/ boots.
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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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You got something on your chest: My eyes.
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.
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Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
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Excuse me, but I think you dropped something!!! MY JAW!!!
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If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
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Where have you been all my life?
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I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for nobody but you.
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Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.
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Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
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Nice legs. What time do they open?
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Are you lost? Because it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
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Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
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You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.
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I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
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I think we should just be friends with sexual tension.
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Whenever I see you I feel like a dog dying to get out of the car.
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If I'd have held you any closer I'd be in back of you.
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I wish I were on Facebook so I could poke you.
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I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof.
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