42 lines
1.3 KiB
Python
42 lines
1.3 KiB
Python
from util import hook
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import re
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import random
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kills = ["rips off <who>'s <body> and leaves them to die.",
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"grabs <who>'s head and rips it clean off their body.",
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"grabs a machine gun and riddles <who>'s body with bullets.",
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"gags and ties <who> then throws them off a bridge.",
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"crushes <who> with a huge spiked boulder.",
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"rams a rocket launcher up <who>'s ass and lets off a few rounds.",
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"crushes <who>'s skull in with a spiked mace.",
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"feeds <who> to an owlbear.",
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"puts <who> into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.",
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"goes bowling with <who>'s head.",
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"sends <who> to /dev/null!",
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"feeds <who> coke and mentos till they pop!"]
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body = ['head',
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'arms',
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'leg',
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'arm',
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'"special parts"']
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@hook.command
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def kill(inp, me = None, nick = None, input=None, notice=None):
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".kill <user> - kill a user"
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inp = inp.strip()
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if not re.match("^[A-Za-z0-9_|.-\]\[]*$", inp.lower()):
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notice("Invalid username!")
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return
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if inp == input.conn.nick.lower() or inp == "itself":
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msg = 'kills ' + nick + ' and rakes their corpse (:3)'
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else:
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kill = random.choice(kills)
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kill = re.sub ('<who>', inp, kill)
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msg = re.sub ('<body>', random.choice(body), kill)
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me(msg)
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