import random from util import hook, text @hook.command('8ball') def eightball(input, action=None): """mark -- Spreads the glory of Mark Harmon""" responses = [ "Praise our lord Mark Harmon", "Have you considered joining the Church of Mark Harmon?", "M A R K H A R M O N", "Did you know, Mark Harmon used to be a lifeguard?", "Mark Harmon is our guide in these dark times.", "Why not donate to the Church of Mark Harmon and help further our cause?", "MERK HERMERN", "Mark Harmon can cut through a hot knife with butter.", "Mark Harmon can win a game of connect four in only three moves." "PRAISE MARK HARMON", "GLORY TO OUR LORD", "Become a Mark Harmoner today and promote Mark Harmony!", "The Church of Mark Harmon choir can achieve perfect Mark Harmony." "Mark!" ] return random.choice(responses)