rips off {user}'s legs and leaves them to die.
grabs {user}'s head and rips it clean off their body.
grabs a machine gun and riddles {user}'s body with bullets.
gags and ties {user} then throws them off a bridge.
crushes {user} with a huge spiked boulder.
glares at {user} until they die of boredom.
shivs {user} in the heart a few times.
rams a rocket launcher up {user}'s ass and lets off a few rounds.
crushes {user}'s skull in with a spiked mace.
unleashes the armies of Isengard on {user}.
gags and ties {user} then throws them off a building to their death.
reaches out and punches right through {user}'s chest.
slices {user}'s limbs off with a sharpened Katana.
throws {user} to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreds.
feeds {user} to an owlbear who then proceeds to maul them violently.
turns {user} into a snail and salts them.
snacks on {user}'s dismembered body.
stuffs some TNT up {user}'s ass and waits for it to go off.
puts {user} into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.
goes bowling with {user}'s bloody disembodied head.
sends {user} to /dev/null!
feeds {user} coke and mentos till they violently explode.