Updated .kill to use TextGenerator! :)

plugins/attacks.py

@@ -5,10 +5,6 @@ with open("plugins/data/larts.txt") as f:
     larts = [line.strip() for line in f.readlines()
              if not line.startswith("//")]
 
-with open("plugins/data/kills.txt") as f:
-    kills = [line.strip() for line in f.readlines()
-             if not line.startswith("//")]
-
 with open("plugins/data/insults.txt") as f:
     insults = [line.strip() for line in f.readlines()
                if not line.startswith("//")]
@@ -37,26 +33,6 @@ def lart(inp, me=None, nick=None, conn=None, notice=None):
     me(phrase.format(**values))
 
 
-@hook.command
-def kill(inp, me=None, nick=None, conn=None, notice=None):
-    """kill <user> -- Makes the bot kill <user>."""
-    target = inp.strip()
-
-    if " " in target:
-        notice("Invalid username!")
-        return
-
-    # if the user is trying to make the bot slap itself, slap them
-    if target.lower() == conn.nick.lower() or target.lower() == "itself":
-        target = nick
-
-    values = {"user": target}
-    phrase = random.choice(kills)
-
-    # act out the message
-    me(phrase.format(**values))
-
-
 @hook.command
 def insult(inp, nick=None, me=None, conn=None, notice=None):
     """insult <user> -- Makes the bot insult <user>."""

plugins/data/kills.json

@@ -0,0 +1,79 @@
+{
+   "templates":[
+      "rips off {user}'s {limbs} and leaves them to die.",
+      "grabs {user}'s head and rips it clean off their body.",
+      "grabs a {gun} and riddles {user}'s body with bullets.",
+      "gags and ties {user} then throws them off a {tall_thing}.",
+      "crushes {user} with a huge spiked {spiked_thing}.",
+      "glares at {user} until they die of boredom.",
+      "stabs {user} in the heart a few times with a {weapon_stab}.",
+      "rams a {weapon_explosive} up {user}'s ass and lets off a few rounds.",
+      "crushes {user}'s skull in with a {weapon_crush}.",
+      "unleashes the armies of Isengard on {user}.",
+      "gags and ties {user} then throws them off a {tall_thing} to their death.",
+      "reaches out and punches right through {user}'s chest.",
+      "slices {user}'s limbs off with a {weapon_slice}.",
+      "throws {user} to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreds.",
+      "feeds {user} to an owlbear who then proceeds to maul them violently.",
+      "turns {user} into a snail and covers then in salt.",
+      "snacks on {user}'s dismembered body.",
+      "stuffs {bomb} up {user}'s ass and waits for it to go off.",
+      "puts {user} into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.",
+      "goes bowling with {user}'s bloody disembodied head.",
+      "sends {user} to /dev/null!",
+      "feeds {user} coke and mentos till they violently explode."
+   ],
+   "parts": {
+      "gun":[
+         "AK47",
+         "machine gun",
+         "automatic pistol",
+         "Uzi"
+      ],
+      "limbs": [
+        "legs",
+        "arms",
+        "limbs"
+      ],
+      "weapon_stab": [
+        "knife",
+        "shard of glass",
+        "sword blade",
+        "butchers knife",
+        "corkscrew"
+      ],
+      "weapon_slice": [
+        "sharpened katana",
+        "chainsaw",
+        "polished axe"
+      ],
+      "weapon_crush": [
+        "spiked mace",
+        "baseball bat",
+        "wooden club",
+        "massive steel ball",
+        "heavy iron rod"
+      ],
+      "weapon_explosive": [
+        "rocket launcher",
+        "grenade launcher",
+        "napalm launcher"
+      ],
+      "tall_thing": [
+        "bridge",
+        "tall building",
+        "cliff",
+        "mountain"
+      ],
+      "spiked_thing": [
+        "boulder",
+        "rock",
+        "barrel of rocks"
+      ],
+      "bomb": [
+        "a bomb",
+        "some TNT",
+        "a bunch of C4"
+      ]
+   }
+}

plugins/slap.py

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
-from util import hook, text, textgen
-import json, os
+from util import hook, textgen
+import json
 
 
 def get_generator(_json, variables):