diff --git a/plugins/lart.py b/plugins/lart.py
index 843a3ae..bacd79b 100755
--- a/plugins/lart.py
+++ b/plugins/lart.py
@@ -2,109 +2,112 @@ from util import hook
 import re
 import random
 
-larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue",
-        "installs windows on <who>'s machine",
-        "forces <who> to use perl for 3 weeks",
-        "registers <who>'s name with 50 known spammers",
-        "resizes <who>'s console to 40x24",
-        "takes <who>'s drink",
-        "dispenses <who>'s email address to a few hundred 'bulk mailing services'",
-        "pokes <who> in the eye",
-        "beats <who> senseless with a 50lb Linux manual",
-        "cats /dev/random into <who>'s ear",
-        "signs <who> up for AOL",
-        "downvotes <who> on Reddit",
-        "enrolls <who> in Visual Basic 101",
-        "sporks <who>",
-        "drops a truckload of support tickets on <who>",
-        "judo chops <who>",
-        "sets <who>'s resolution to 800x600",
-        "formats <who>'s harddrive to fat12",
-        "rm -rf's <who>",
-        "stabs <who>",
-        "makes <who> learn C++",
-        "steals <who>'s mojo",
-        "strangles <who> with a doohicky mouse cord",
-        "whacks <who> with the cluebat",
-        "sells <who> on EBay",
-        "drops creepers on <who>'s house",
-        "throws all of <who>'s diamond gear into lava",
-        "uses <who> as a biological warfare study",
-        "uses the 'Customer Appreciation Bat' on <who>",
-        "puts <who> in the Total Perspective Vortex",
-        "casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom",
-        "gives <who> a melvin",
-        "turns <who> over to the Fun Police",
-        "turns over <who> to Agent Smith to be 'bugged'",
-        "takes away <who>'s internet connection",
-        "pushes <who> past the Shoe Event Horizon",
-        "counts '1, 2, 5... er... 3!' and hurls the Holy Handgrenade Of Antioch at <who>",
-        "puts <who> in a nest of camel spiders",
-        "makes <who> read slashdot at -1",
-        "puts 'alias vim=emacs' in <who>'s /etc/profile",
-        "uninstalls every web browser from <who>'s system",
-        "locks <who> in the Chateau d'If",
-        "signs <who> up for getting hit on the head lessons",
-        "makes <who> try to set up a Lexmark printer",
-        "fills <who>'s eyedrop bottle with lime juice",
+larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue.",
+        "installs Windows on <who>'s computer.",
+        "forces <who> to use perl for 3 weeks.",
+        "registers <who>'s name with 50 known spammers.",
+        "resizes <who>'s console to 40x24.",
+        "takes <who>'s drink.",
+        "dispenses <who>'s email address to a few hundred 'bulk mailing services'.",
+        "pokes <who> in the eye.",
+        "beats <who> senseless with a 50lb Linux manual.",
+        "cats /dev/random into <who>'s ear.",
+        "signs <who> up for AOL.",
+        "downvotes <who> on Reddit.",
+        "enrolls <who> in Visual Basic 101.",
+        "sporks <who>.",
+        "drops a truckload of support tickets on <who>.",
+        "judo chops <who>.",
+        "sets <who>'s resolution to 800x600.",
+        "formats <who>'s harddrive to fat12.",
+        "rm -rf's <who>.",
+        "stabs <who>.",
+        "makes <who> learn C++.",
+        "steals <who>'s mojo.",
+        "strangles <who> with a doohicky mouse cord.",
+        "whacks <who> with the cluebat.",
+        "sells <who> on EBay.",
+        "drops creepers on <who>'s house.",
+        "throws all of <who>'s diamond gear into lava.",
+        "uses <who> as a biological warfare study.",
+        "uses the 'Customer Appreciation Bat' on <who>.",
+        "puts <who> in the Total Perspective Vortex.",
         "casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom.",
-        "gives <who> a Flying Dutchman",
-        "rips off <who>'s arm, and uses it to beat them to death",
-        "pierces <who>'s nose with a rusty paper hole puncher",
-        "pokes <who> with a rusty nail",
-        "puts sugar between <who>'s bedsheets",
-        "pours sand into <who>'s breakfast",
-        "mixes epoxy into <who>'s toothpaste",
-        "puts Icy-Hot in <who>'s lube container",
-        "straps <who> to a chair, and plays a endless low bitrate MP3 loop of \"the world's most annoying sound\" from \"Dumb and Dumber\"",
-        "tells Dr. Dre that <who> was talking smack",
-        "forces <who> to use a Commodore 64 for all their word processing",
-        "smacks <who> in the face with a burlap sack full of broken glass",
-        "puts <who> in a room with several heavily armed manic depressives",
-        "makes <who> watch reruns of \"Blue's Clues\"",
-        "puts lye in <who>'s coffee",
-        "tattoos the Windows symbol on <who>'s ass",
-        "lets Borg have his way with <who>",
-        "signs <who> up for line dancing classes at the local senior center",
-        "wakes <who> out of a sound sleep with some brand new nipple piercings",
-        "gives <who> a 2 gauge Prince Albert",
-        "forces <who> to eat all their veggies",
-        "covers <who>'s toilet paper with lemon-pepper",
-        "fills <who>'s ketchup bottle with Dave's Insanity sauce",
-        "forces <who> to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly never-ending IRC political debate",
-        "knocks two of <who>'s teeth out with a 2x4",
-        "removes Debian from <who>'s system",
-        "uses <who>'s iPod for skeet shooting practice",
-        "gives <who>'s phone number to Borg",
-        "posts <who>'s IP, username, and password on 4chan",
-        "forces <who> to use words like 'irregardless' and 'administrate' (thereby sounding like a real dumbass)",
-        "tickles <who> until they wet their pants and pass out",
-        "replaces <who>'s KY with elmer's clear wood glue",
-        "replaces <who>'s TUMS with alka-seltzer tablets",
-        "squeezes habanero pepper juice into <who>'s tub of vaseline",
-        "Forces <who> to learn the Win32 API",
-        "gives <who> an atomic wedgie",
-        "ties <who> to a chair and forces them to listen to 'N Sync at full blast",
-        "forces <who> to use notepad for text editing",
-        "frowns at <who> really really hard",
-        "jabs a hot lighter into <who>'s eye sockets",
-        "forces <who> to browse the web with IE6",
-        "takes <who> out at the knees with a broken pool cue",
-        "forces <who> to listen to emo music",
-        "lets a few creepers into <who>'s house",
-        "signs <who> up for the Iowa State Ferret Legging Championship",
-        "attempts to hotswap <who>'s RAM",
-        "dragon punches <who>",
-        "puts track spikes into <who>'s side",
-        "replaces <who>'s Astroglide with JB Weld",
-        "replaces <who>'s stress pills with rat poison pellets",
-        "replaces <who>s crotch itch cream with Nair",
-        "does the Australian Death Grip on <who>",
+        "gives <who> a melvin.",
+        "turns <who> over to the Fun Police.",
+        "turns over <who> to Agent Smith to be 'bugged'.",
+        "takes away <who>'s internet connection.",
+        "pushes <who> past the Shoe Event Horizon.",
+        "counts '1, 2, 5... er... 3!' and hurls the Holy Handgrenade Of Antioch at <who>.",
+        "puts <who> in a nest of camel spiders.",
+        "makes <who> read slashdot at -1.",
+        "puts 'alias vim=emacs' in <who>'s /etc/profile.",
+        "uninstalls every web browser from <who>'s system.",
+        "locks <who> in the Chateau d'If.",
+        "signs <who> up for getting hit on the head lessons.",
+        "makes <who> try to set up a Lexmark printer.",
+        "fills <who>'s eyedrop bottle with lime juice.",
+        "casts <who> into the fires of Mt. Doom.",
+        "gives <who> a Flying Dutchman.",
+        "rips off <who>'s arm, and uses it to beat them to death.",
+        "pierces <who>'s nose with a rusty paper hole puncher.",
+        "pokes <who> with a rusty nail.",
+        "puts sugar between <who>'s bedsheets.",
+        "pours sand into <who>'s breakfast.",
+        "mixes epoxy into <who>'s toothpaste.",
+        "puts Icy-Hot in <who>'s lube container.",
+        "straps <who> to a chair, and plays a endless low bitrate MP3 loop of \"the world's most annoying sound\" from \"Dumb and Dumber\".",
+        "tells Dr. Dre that <who> was talking smack.",
+        "forces <who> to use a Commodore 64 for all their word processing.",
+        "smacks <who> in the face with a burlap sack full of broken glass.",
+        "puts <who> in a room with several heavily armed manic depressives.",
+        "makes <who> watch reruns of \"Blue's Clues\".",
+        "puts lye in <who>'s coffee.",
+        "introduces <who> to the clue-by-four.",
+        "tattoos the Windows symbol on <who>'s ass.",
+        "lets Borg have his way with <who>.",
+        "signs <who> up for line dancing classes at the local senior center.",
+        "wakes <who> out of a sound sleep with some brand new nipple piercings.",
+        "gives <who> a 2 gauge Prince Albert.",
+        "forces <who> to eat all their veggies.",
+        "covers <who>'s toilet paper with lemon-pepper.",
+        "fills <who>'s ketchup bottle with Dave's Insanity sauce.",
+        "forces <who> to stare at an incredibly frustrating and seemingly never-ending IRC political debate.",
+        "knocks two of <who>'s teeth out with a 2x4.",
+        "removes Debian from <who>'s system.",
+        "switches <who> over to CentOS.",
+        "uses <who>'s iPod for skeet shooting practice.",
+        "gives <who>'s phone number to Borg.",
+        "posts <who>'s IP, username(s), and password(s) on 4chan.",
+        "forces <who> to use words like 'irregardless' and 'administrate' (thereby sounding like a real dumbass).",
+        "tickles <who> until they wet their pants and pass out.",
+        "replaces <who>'s KY with elmer's clear wood glue.",
+        "replaces <who>'s TUMS with alka-seltzer tablets.",
+        "squeezes habanero pepper juice into <who>'s tub of vaseline.",
+        "forces <who> to learn the Win32 API.",
+        "gives <who> an atomic wedgie.",
+        "ties <who> to a chair and forces them to listen to 'N Sync at full blast.",
+        "forces <who> to use notepad for text editing.",
+        "frowns at <who> really, really hard.",
+        "jabs a hot lighter into <who>'s eye sockets.",
+        "forces <who> to browse the web with IE6.",
+        "takes <who> out at the knees with a broken pool cue.",
+        "forces <who> to listen to emo music.",
+        "lets a few creepers into <who>'s house.",
+        "signs <who> up for the Iowa State Ferret Legging Championship.",
+        "attempts to hotswap <who>'s RAM.",
+        "dragon punches <who>.",
+        "puts railroad spikes into <who>'s side.",
+        "replaces <who>'s Astroglide with JB Weld.",
+        "replaces <who>'s stress pills with rat poison pellets.",
+        "replaces <who>'s crotch itch cream with Nair.",
+        "does the Australian Death Grip on <who>.",
         "dances upon the grave of <who>'s ancestors.",
-        "farts in <who>'s general direction",
-        "flogs <who> with stinging nettle",
-        "assigns all of the permissions tickets on the BeastNode support system to <who>",
-        "hands <who> a poison ivy joint"]
+        "farts in <who>'s general direction.",
+        "flogs <who> with stinging nettle.",
+        "intoduces <who> to the Knights who say Ni.",
+        "assigns all of the permissions tickets on the BeastNode support system to <who>.",
+        "hands <who> a poison ivy joint."]
 
 @hook.command
 def lart(inp, me=None,  nick=None, input=None, notice=None):