started switching violence.py to text files

plugins/data/slap_items.txt

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+cast iron skillet
+large trout
+baseball bat
+wooden cane
+CRT monitor
+diamond sword
+physics textbook
+television
+mau5head
+five ton truck
+roll of duct tape
+book
+cobblestone block
+lava bucket
+rubber chicken
+gold block
+fire extinguisher
+heavy rock
+chunk of dirt

plugins/data/slaps.txt

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+slaps <who> with a <item>.
+slaps <who> around a bit with a <item>.
+throws a <item> at <who>.
+chucks a few <item>s at <who>.
+grabs a <item> and throws it in <who>'s face.
+launches a <item> in <who>'s general direction.
+sits on <who>'s face, while slamming a <item> into their crotch.
+holds <who> down and repeatedly whacks them with a <item>.
+prods <who> with a flaming <item>.
+picks up a <item>, and whacks <who> with it.
+ties <who> to a chair and throws a <item> at them.
+hits <who> on the head with a <item>.