disabled many plugins

disabled_stuff/recipe.py

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+import random
+
+from util import hook, http, web
+
+metadata_url = "http://omnidator.appspot.com/microdata/json/?url={}"
+
+base_url = "http://www.cookstr.com"
+search_url = base_url + "/searches"
+random_url = search_url + "/surprise"
+
+# set this to true to censor this plugin!
+censor = True
+phrases = [
+    u"EAT SOME FUCKING \x02{}\x02",
+    u"YOU WON'T NOT MAKE SOME FUCKING \x02{}\x02",
+    u"HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING \x02{}?\x02",
+    u"WHY DON'T YOU EAT SOME FUCKING \x02{}?\x02",
+    u"MAKE SOME FUCKING \x02{}\x02",
+    u"INDUCE FOOD COMA WITH SOME FUCKING \x02{}\x02"
+]
+
+clean_key = lambda i: i.split("#")[1]
+
+
+class ParseError(Exception):
+    pass
+
+
+def get_data(url):
+    """ Uses the omnidator API to parse the metadata from the provided URL """
+    try:
+        omni = http.get_json(metadata_url.format(url))
+    except (http.HTTPError, http.URLError) as e:
+        raise ParseError(e)
+    schemas = omni["@"]
+    for d in schemas:
+        if d["a"] == "<http://schema.org/Recipe>":
+            data = {clean_key(key): value for (key, value) in d.iteritems()
+                    if key.startswith("http://schema.org/Recipe")}
+            return data
+    raise ParseError("No recipe data found")
+
+
+@hook.command(autohelp=False)
+def recipe(inp):
+    """recipe [term] - Gets a recipe for [term], or ets a random recipe if [term] is not provided"""
+    if inp:
+        # get the recipe URL by searching
+        try:
+            search = http.get_soup(search_url, query=inp.strip())
+        except (http.HTTPError, http.URLError) as e:
+            return "Could not get recipe: {}".format(e)
+
+        # find the list of results
+        result_list = search.find('div', {'class': 'found_results'})
+
+        if result_list:
+            results = result_list.find_all('div', {'class': 'recipe_result'})
+        else:
+            return "No results"
+
+        # pick a random front page result
+        result = random.choice(results)
+
+        # extract the URL from the result
+        url = base_url + result.find('div', {'class': 'image-wrapper'}).find('a')['href']
+
+    else:
+        # get a random recipe URL
+        try:
+            page = http.open(random_url)
+        except (http.HTTPError, http.URLError) as e:
+            return "Could not get recipe: {}".format(e)
+        url = page.geturl()
+
+    # use get_data() to get the recipe info from the URL
+    try:
+        data = get_data(url)
+    except ParseError as e:
+        return "Could not parse recipe: {}".format(e)
+
+    name = data["name"].strip()
+    return u"Try eating \x02{}!\x02 - {}".format(name, web.try_isgd(url))
+
+
+@hook.command(autohelp=False)
+def dinner(inp):
+    """dinner - WTF IS FOR DINNER"""
+    try:
+        page = http.open(random_url)
+    except (http.HTTPError, http.URLError) as e:
+        return "Could not get recipe: {}".format(e)
+    url = page.geturl()
+
+    try:
+        data = get_data(url)
+    except ParseError as e:
+        return "Could not parse recipe: {}".format(e)
+
+    name = data["name"].strip().upper()
+    text = random.choice(phrases).format(name)
+
+    if censor:
+        text = text.replace("FUCK", "F**K")
+
+    return u"{} - {}".format(text, web.try_isgd(url))