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Luke Rogers 2012-10-18 07:52:58 +13:00
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plugins/data/kills.txt
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rips off <who>'s <body> and leaves them to die.
grabs <who>'s head and rips it clean off their body.
grabs a machine gun and riddles <who>'s body with bullets.
gags and ties <who> then throws them off a bridge.
crushes <who> with a huge spiked boulder.
glares at <who> until they die of boredom.
shivs <who> in the <body> a few times.
rams a rocket launcher up <who>'s ass and lets off a few rounds.
crushes <who>'s skull in with a spiked mace.
unleashes the armies of Isengard on <who>.
gags and ties <who> then throws them off a building to their death.
reaches out and punches right through <who>'s chest.
slices <who>'s <body> off with a sharpened Katana.
throws <who> to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreds.
feeds <who> to an owlbear who then proceeds to maul them violently.
turns <who> into a snail and salts them.
snacks on <who>'s dismembered <body>.
stuffs some TNT up <who>'s ass and waits for it to go off.
puts <who> into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.
goes bowling with <who>'s bloody disembodied head.
sends <who> to /dev/null!
feeds <who> coke and mentos till they violently explode.
rips off {user}'s legs and leaves them to die.
grabs {user}'s head and rips it clean off their body.
grabs a machine gun and riddles {user}'s body with bullets.
gags and ties {user} then throws them off a bridge.
crushes {user} with a huge spiked boulder.
glares at {user} until they die of boredom.
shivs {user} in the heart a few times.
rams a rocket launcher up {user}'s ass and lets off a few rounds.
crushes {user}'s skull in with a spiked mace.
unleashes the armies of Isengard on {user}.
gags and ties {user} then throws them off a building to their death.
reaches out and punches right through {user}'s chest.
slices {user}'s limbs off with a sharpened Katana.
throws {user} to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreds.
feeds {user} to an owlbear who then proceeds to maul them violently.
turns {user} into a snail and salts them.
snacks on {user}'s dismembered body.
stuffs some TNT up {user}'s ass and waits for it to go off.
puts {user} into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.
goes bowling with {user}'s bloody disembodied head.
sends {user} to /dev/null!
feeds {user} coke and mentos till they violently explode.

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plugins/violence.py
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@ -70,18 +70,18 @@ def lart(inp, me=None, nick=None, conn=None, notice=None):
@hook.command
def kill(inp, me=None, nick=None, conn=None, notice=None):
"kill <user> -- Makes the bot kill <user>."
target = inp.lower()
target = inp.strip()
if not re.match(nick_re, target):
if " " in target:
notice("Invalid username!")
return
if target == conn.nick.lower() or target == "itself":
# if the user is trying to make the bot slap itself, slap them
if target.lower() == conn.nick.lower() or target.lower() == "itself":
target = nick
else:
target = inp
out = random.choice(kills)
out = out.replace('<who>', target)
out = out.replace('<body>', random.choice(parts))
me(out)
values = {"user": target}
phrase = random.choice(kills)
# act out the message
me(phrase.format(**values))