Mereged kill, lart, and slap.py > violence.py
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from util import hook
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import re
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import random
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kills = ["rips off <who>'s <body> and leaves them to die.",
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"grabs <who>'s head and rips it clean off their body.",
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"grabs a machine gun and riddles <who>'s body with bullets.",
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"sends The Terminator on a mission to retrieve <who>'s <body>.",
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"gags and ties <who> then throws them off a bridge.",
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"crushes <who> with a huge spiked boulder.",
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"glares at <who> until they die of boredom.",
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"stuffs a few TNT blocks under <who>'s bed, and sets them off.",
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"shivs <who> in the <body>.",
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"rams a rocket launcher up <who>'s ass and lets off a few rounds.",
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"crushes <who>'s skull in with a spiked mace.",
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"unleashes the armies of Isengard on <who>.",
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"packs <who> into a SVN repo.",
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"slices <who>'s <body> off with a Katana",
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"throws <who> to Cthulu!",
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"feeds <who> to an owlbear.",
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"turns <who> into a snail, and then salts them.",
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"snacks on <who>'s <body>.",
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"puts <who> into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.",
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"goes bowling with <who>'s head.",
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"uses <who>'s <body> as a back-scratcher.",
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"sends <who> to /dev/null!",
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"feeds <who> coke and mentos till they pop!"]
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body = ['head',
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'arms',
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'leg',
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'arm',
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'"special parts"']
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@hook.command
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def kill(inp, me=None, nick=None, input=None, notice=None):
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".kill <user> -- Makes the bot kill <user>."
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inp = inp.strip()
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if not re.match("^[A-Za-z0-9_|.-\]\[]*$", inp.lower()):
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notice("Invalid username!")
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return
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if inp == input.conn.nick.lower() or inp == "itself":
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target = inp
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else:
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target = nick
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msg = random.choice(kills)
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msg = re.sub ('<who>', target, target)
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msg = re.sub ('<body>', random.choice(body), target)
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me(msg)
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from util import hook
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import re
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import random
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slaps = ["slaps <who> with a <item>.",
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"slaps <who> around a bit with a <item>.",
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"throws a <item> at <who>.",
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"chucks a few <item>s at <who>.",
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"grabs a <item> and throws it in <who>'s face.",
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"launches a <item> in <who>'s general direction.",
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"sits on <who>'s face, while slamming a <item> into their crotch.",
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"holds <who> down and repeatedly whacks them with a <item>.",
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"prods <who> with a flaming <item>.",
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"picks up a <item>, and whacks <who> with it.",
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"ties <who> to a chair and throws a <item> at them.",
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"hits <who> on the head with a <item>."]
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items = ["cast iron skillet",
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"large trout",
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"baseball bat",
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"wooden cane",
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"CRT monitor",
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"diamond sword",
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"physics textbook",
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"television",
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"mau5head",
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"five ton truck",
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"roll of duct tape",
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"book",
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"cobblestone block",
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"lava bucket",
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"rubber chicken",
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"gold block",
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"fire extinguisher",
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"heavy rock",
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"chunk of dirt"]
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@hook.command
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def slap(inp, me=None, nick=None, input=None, notice=None):
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".slap <user> -- Makes the bot slap <user>."
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inp = inp.strip()
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if not re.match("^[A-Za-z0-9_|.-\]\[]*$", inp.lower()):
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notice("Invalid username!")
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return
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if inp == input.conn.nick.lower() or inp == "itself":
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target = re.sub ('<who>', nick, random.choice(slaps))
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else:
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target = re.sub ('<who>', inp, random.choice(slaps))
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msg = re.sub ('<item>', random.choice(items), target)
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me(msg)
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plugins/lart.py → plugins/violence.py
Executable file → Normal file
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plugins/lart.py → plugins/violence.py
Executable file → Normal file
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import re
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import re
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import random
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import random
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slaps = ["slaps <who> with a <item>.",
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"slaps <who> around a bit with a <item>.",
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"throws a <item> at <who>.",
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"chucks a few <item>s at <who>.",
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"grabs a <item> and throws it in <who>'s face.",
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"launches a <item> in <who>'s general direction.",
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"sits on <who>'s face, while slamming a <item> into their crotch.",
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"holds <who> down and repeatedly whacks them with a <item>.",
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"prods <who> with a flaming <item>.",
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"picks up a <item>, and whacks <who> with it.",
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"ties <who> to a chair and throws a <item> at them.",
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"hits <who> on the head with a <item>."]
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items = ["cast iron skillet",
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"large trout",
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"baseball bat",
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"wooden cane",
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"CRT monitor",
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"diamond sword",
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"physics textbook",
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"television",
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"mau5head",
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"five ton truck",
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"roll of duct tape",
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"book",
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"cobblestone block",
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"lava bucket",
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"rubber chicken",
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"gold block",
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"fire extinguisher",
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"heavy rock",
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"chunk of dirt"]
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larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue.",
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larts = ["swaps <who>'s shampoo with glue.",
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"installs Windows on <who>'s computer.",
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"installs Windows on <who>'s computer.",
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"forces <who> to use perl for 3 weeks.",
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"forces <who> to use perl for 3 weeks.",
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"assigns all of the permissions tickets on the BeastNode support system to <who>.",
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"assigns all of the permissions tickets on the BeastNode support system to <who>.",
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"hands <who> a poison ivy joint."]
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"hands <who> a poison ivy joint."]
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kills = ["rips off <who>'s <body> and leaves them to die.",
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"grabs <who>'s head and rips it clean off their body.",
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"grabs a machine gun and riddles <who>'s body with bullets.",
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"sends The Terminator on a mission to retrieve <who>'s <body>.",
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"gags and ties <who> then throws them off a bridge.",
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"crushes <who> with a huge spiked boulder.",
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"glares at <who> until they die of boredom.",
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"stuffs a few TNT blocks under <who>'s bed, and sets them off.",
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"shivs <who> in the <body>.",
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"rams a rocket launcher up <who>'s ass and lets off a few rounds.",
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"crushes <who>'s skull in with a spiked mace.",
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"unleashes the armies of Isengard on <who>.",
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"packs <who> into a SVN repo.",
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"slices <who>'s <body> off with a Katana",
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"throws <who> to Cthulu!",
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"feeds <who> to an owlbear.",
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"turns <who> into a snail, and then salts them.",
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"snacks on <who>'s <body>.",
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"puts <who> into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.",
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"goes bowling with <who>'s head.",
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"uses <who>'s <body> as a back-scratcher.",
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"sends <who> to /dev/null!",
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"feeds <who> coke and mentos till they pop!"]
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body = ['head',
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'arms',
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'leg',
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'arm',
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'"special parts"']
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@hook.command
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@hook.command
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def lart(inp, me=None, nick=None, input=None, notice=None):
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def slap(inp, me=None, nick=None, input=None, notice=None):
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".slap <user> -- Makes the bot slap <user>."
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inp = inp.strip()
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if not re.match("^[A-Za-z0-9_|.-\]\[]*$", inp.lower()):
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notice("Invalid username!")
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return
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if inp == input.conn.nick.lower() or inp == "itself":
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target = re.sub ('<who>', nick, random.choice(slaps))
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else:
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target = re.sub ('<who>', inp, random.choice(slaps))
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msg = re.sub ('<item>', random.choice(items), target)
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me(msg)
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def lart(inp, me=None, nick=None, input=None, notice=None):
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".lart <user> -- Makes the bot LART <user>."
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".lart <user> -- Makes the bot LART <user>."
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inp = inp.strip()
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inp = inp.strip()
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target = inp
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msg = re.sub ('<who>', target, random.choice(larts))
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me(msg)
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def kill(inp, me=None, nick=None, input=None, notice=None):
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".kill <user> -- Makes the bot kill <user>."
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inp = inp.strip()
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if not re.match("^[A-Za-z0-9_|.-\]\[]*$", inp.lower()):
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notice("Invalid username!")
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return
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if inp == input.conn.nick.lower() or inp == "itself":
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target = inp
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target = nick
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msg = random.choice(kills)
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msg = re.sub ('<who>', target, target)
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msg = re.sub ('<body>', random.choice(body), target)
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me(msg)
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