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Mereged kill, lart, and slap.py > violence.py

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from util import hook
import re
import random
kills = ["rips off <who>'s <body> and leaves them to die.",
"grabs <who>'s head and rips it clean off their body.",
"grabs a machine gun and riddles <who>'s body with bullets.",
"sends The Terminator on a mission to retrieve <who>'s <body>.",
"gags and ties <who> then throws them off a bridge.",
"crushes <who> with a huge spiked boulder.",
"glares at <who> until they die of boredom.",
"stuffs a few TNT blocks under <who>'s bed, and sets them off.",
"shivs <who> in the <body>.",
"rams a rocket launcher up <who>'s ass and lets off a few rounds.",
"crushes <who>'s skull in with a spiked mace.",
"unleashes the armies of Isengard on <who>.",
"packs <who> into a SVN repo.",
"slices <who>'s <body> off with a Katana",
"throws <who> to Cthulu!",
"feeds <who> to an owlbear.",
"turns <who> into a snail, and then salts them.",
"snacks on <who>'s <body>.",
"puts <who> into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.",
"goes bowling with <who>'s head.",
"uses <who>'s <body> as a back-scratcher.",
"sends <who> to /dev/null!",
"feeds <who> coke and mentos till they pop!"]
body = ['head',
'arms',
'leg',
'arm',
'"special parts"']
@hook.command
def kill(inp, me=None, nick=None, input=None, notice=None):
".kill <user> -- Makes the bot kill <user>."
inp = inp.strip()
if not re.match("^[A-Za-z0-9_|.-\]\[]*$", inp.lower()):
notice("Invalid username!")
return
if inp == input.conn.nick.lower() or inp == "itself":
target = inp
else:
target = nick
msg = random.choice(kills)
msg = re.sub ('<who>', target, target)
msg = re.sub ('<body>', random.choice(body), target)
me(msg)