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plugins/fortune.py

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+from util import hook
+import re
+import random
+
+fortunes = ["Help! I'm stuck in the fortune cookie factory!",
+        "He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.",
+        "The world is your oyster.",
+        "Today will be a good day.",
+        "Only listen to the Hoss Fortune Cookies. Disregard all other fortune telling units.",
+        "Life's short, party naked.",
+        "Haters gonna hate.",
+        "You are amazing and let no one tell you otherwise.",
+        "A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.",
+        "That wasn’t chicken.",
+        "Don’t fry bacon in the nude.",
+        "Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.",
+        "DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE.",
+        "You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. Unless you have telekinesis.",
+        "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.",
+        "Never lose the ability to find beauty in ordinary things.",
+        "Ignore previous fortune.",
+        "Smile more.",
+        "You are the dancing queen.",
+        "YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND, NOTHIN'S GONNA EVER KEEP YA DOWN.",
+        "The cake is a lie.",
+        "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.",
+        "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.",
+        "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.",
+        "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.",
+        "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.",
+        "Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.",
+        "Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.",
+        "When in doubt, lubricate.",
+        "It is time for you to live up to your family name and face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES.",
+        "It's a good day to do what has to be done.",
+        "Move near the countryside and you will be friends of John Freeman.",
+        "If you can't beat 'em, mock 'em.",
+        "Use gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.",
+        "LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU",
+        "This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.",
+        "You'll never know what you can do until you try.",
+        "You are talented in many ways",
+        "Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.",
+        "A visit to a strange place will bring you renewed perspective.",
+        "A passionate new romance will appear in your life when you least expect it.",
+        "If you care enough for a result, you will most certainly attain it.",
+        "To be loved, be loveable.",
+        "Step away from the power position for one day.",
+        "If you want to get a sure crop with a big yield, sow wild oats.",
+        "It doesn't take guts to quit.",
+        "You can expect a change for the better in job or status in the future.",
+        "As the wallet grows, so do the needs.",
+        "You have a reputation for being straightforward and honest.",
+        "Learn a new language and get a new soul.",
+        "A tall dark stranger will soon enter our life.",
+        "Keep staring. I'll do a trick."]
+
+@hook.command(autohelp=False)
+def fortune(inp, nick=None, say=None, input=None):
+    ".fortune -- get your fortune"
+ 
+    msg = "(" + nick + ") " + random.choice(fortunes)
+    if re.match("^[A-Za-z0-9_|.-\]\[]*$", inp.lower()) and inp != "":
+        msg = "(@" + inp + ") " + random.choice(fortunes)
+
+    say(msg)
+