First :D

plugins/flirt.py

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+from util import hook
+import re
+import random
+
+flirts = ["I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine.",
+        "Hey, pretty mama. You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?",
+        "I better get out my library card, 'cause I'm checkin' you out.",
+        "If you were a booger, I'd pick you.",
+        "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.",
+        "I've been bad, take me to your room.",
+        "I think Heaven's missing an angel.",
+        "That shirt looks good on you, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.",
+        "I cant help to notice but you look a lot like my next girlfriend",
+        "Aren't your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.",
+        "I must be asleep, 'cause you are a dream come true. Also, I'm slightly damp.",
+        "I like large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate.",
+        "How you doin'?",
+        "If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me?",
+        "Hey, baby cakes.",
+        "Nice butt.",
+        "I love you like a fat kid loves cake.",
+        "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?",
+        "Want to see my good side? Hahaha, that was a trick question, all I have are good sides.",
+        "You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.",
+        "Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you.",
+        "I find that the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.",
+        "If you want to climb aboard the Love Train, you've got to stand on the Love Tracks. But you might just get smushed by a very sensual cow-catcher.",
+        "Lets say you and I knock some very /sensual/ boots.",
+        "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?",
+        "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ",
+        "I'm here, where are your other two wishes?",
+        "Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?",
+        "Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. ",
+        "You got something on your chest: My eyes.",
+        "Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.",
+        "Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.",
+        "Excuse me, but I think you dropped something!!! MY JAW!!",
+        "If I followed you home, would you keep me?",
+        "Where have you been all my life?",
+        "I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for nobody but you",
+        "Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cocks.",
+        "Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.",
+        "Nice legs. What time do they open?",
+        "Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns."]
+
+@hook.command(autohelp=False)
+def flirt(inp, nick=None, me=None, input=None):
+    ".flirt -- make mau5bot flirt!"
+
+    msg = "flirts with " + nick + "... \"" + random.choice(flirts) + "\""
+    if re.match("^[A-Za-z0-9_|.-\]\[]*$", inp.lower()) and inp != "":
+        msg = "flirts with " + inp + "... \"" + random.choice(flirts) + "\""
+
+    if inp == input.conn.nick.lower() or inp == "itself":
+        msg = "flirts with itself"
+
+    me(msg)
+
+