First :D

plugins/8ball.py

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+from util import hook
+import random
+import re
+
+r = "\x02\x0305"  # red
+g = "\x02\x0303"  # green
+y = "\x02\x0308"  # yellow
+
+answers = [g + "As I see it, yes",
+        g + "It is certain",
+        g + "It is decidedly so",
+        g + "Most likely",
+        g + "Outlook good",
+        g + "Signs point to yes",
+        g + "One would be wise to think so",#
+        g + "Naturally",#
+        g + "Without a doubt",
+        g + "Yes",
+        g + "Yes, definitely",
+        g + "You may rely on it",
+        y + "Reply hazy, try again",
+        y + "Ask again later",
+        y + "Better not tell you now",
+        y + "Cannot predict now",
+        y + "Concentrate and ask again",
+        y + "You know the answer better than I",#
+        y + "Maybe...",#
+        r + "You're kidding, right?",#
+        r + "Don't count on it",
+        r + "In your dreams", #
+        r + "My reply is no",
+        r + "My sources say no",
+        r + "Outlook not so good",
+        r + "Very doubtful"]
+
+@hook.command('8ball')
+def ask(inp, me=None):
+    ".8ball <question> - The all knowing magic eight ball, in electronic form. Ask a question and the answer shall be provided."
+    global nextresponsenumber
+    inp = inp.strip()
+    if re.match("[a-zA-Z0-9]", inp[-1]):
+        inp += "?"
+    me("shakes the magic 8 ball... %s" % (random.choice(answers)))