diff --git a/disabled_stuff/religion.py b/disabled_stuff/religion.py
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+from util import hook, http
+
+
+@hook.command('god')
+@hook.command
+def bible(inp):
+    """.bible <passage> -- gets <passage> from the Bible (ESV)"""
+
+    base_url = ('http://www.esvapi.org/v2/rest/passageQuery?key=IP&'
+                'output-format=plain-text&include-heading-horizontal-lines&'
+                'include-headings=false&include-passage-horizontal-lines=false&'
+                'include-passage-references=false&include-short-copyright=false&'
+                'include-footnotes=false&line-length=0&'
+                'include-heading-horizontal-lines=false')
+
+    text = http.get(base_url, passage=inp)
+
+    text = ' '.join(text.split())
+
+    if len(text) > 400:
+        text = text[:text.rfind(' ', 0, 400)] + '...'
+
+    return text
+
+
+@hook.command('allah')
+@hook.command
+def koran(inp):  # Koran look-up plugin by Ghetto Wizard
+    """.koran <chapter.verse> -- gets <chapter.verse> from the Koran"""
+
+    url = 'http://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/k/koran/koran-idx?type=simple'
+
+    results = http.get_html(url, q1=inp).xpath('//li')
+
+    if not results:
+        return 'No results for ' + inp
+
+    return results[0].text_content()