made slap use the new TextGenerator class

plugins/data/slap_items.txt

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-cast iron skillet
-large trout
-baseball bat
-wooden cane
-nail
-printer
-shovel
-pair of trousers
-CRT monitor
-diamond sword
-baguette
-physics textbook
-television
-mau5head
-five ton truck
-roll of duct tape
-book
-laptop
-old television
-sack of rocks
-rainbow trout
-cobblestone block
-lava bucket
-rubber chicken
-spiked bat
-gold block
-fire extinguisher
-heavy rock
-chunk of dirt

plugins/data/slaps.json

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+{
+   "templates":[
+      "slaps {user} with a {item}.",
+      "slaps {user} around a bit with a {item}.",
+      "throws a {item} at {user}.",
+      "chucks a few {item}s at {user}.",
+      "grabs a {item} and throws it in {user}'s face.",
+      "launches a {item} in {user}'s general direction.",
+      "sits on {user}'s face while slamming a {item} into their crotch.",
+      "starts slapping {user} silly with a {item}.",
+      "holds {user} down and repeatedly whacks them with a {item}.",
+      "prods {user} with a flaming {item}.",
+      "picks up a {item} and whacks {user} with it.",
+      "ties {user} to a chair and throws a {item} at them.",
+      "hits {user} on the head with a {item}.",
+      "ties {user} to a pole and whips them with a {item}."
+   ],
+   "parts":{
+      "item":[
+         "cast iron skillet",
+         "large trout",
+         "baseball bat",
+         "wooden cane",
+         "nail",
+         "printer",
+         "shovel",
+         "pair of trousers",
+         "CRT monitor",
+         "diamond sword",
+         "baguette",
+         "physics textbook",
+         "television",
+         "mau5head",
+         "five ton truck",
+         "roll of duct tape",
+         "book",
+         "laptop",
+         "old television",
+         "sack of rocks",
+         "rainbow trout",
+         "cobblestone block",
+         "lava bucket",
+         "rubber chicken",
+         "spiked bat",
+         "gold block",
+         "fire extinguisher",
+         "heavy rock",
+         "chunk of dirt"
+      ]
+   }
+}

plugins/data/slaps.txt

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-slaps {user} with a {item}.
-slaps {user} around a bit with a {item}.
-throws a {item} at {user}.
-chucks a few {item}s at {user}.
-grabs a {item} and throws it in {user}'s face.
-launches a {item} in {user}'s general direction.
-sits on {user}'s face while slamming a {item} into their crotch.
-starts slapping {user} silly with a {item}.
-holds {user} down and repeatedly whacks them with a {item}.
-prods {user} with a flaming {item}.
-picks up a {item} and whacks {user} with it.
-ties {user} to a chair and throws a {item} at them.
-hits {user} on the head with a {item}.
-ties {user} to a pole and whips them with a {item}.