From 1d591218151f74cc82403aeb772c8c7a02df9c6b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Luke Rogers Date: Sun, 13 May 2012 23:45:25 +1200 Subject: [PATCH] Meh --- plugins/data/fortunes.txt | 4 +++- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/plugins/data/fortunes.txt b/plugins/data/fortunes.txt index 486a31a..e9bfcc3 100755 --- a/plugins/data/fortunes.txt +++ b/plugins/data/fortunes.txt @@ -7,6 +7,7 @@ Haters gonna hate. You are amazing and let no one tell you otherwise. A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard. That wasn’t chicken. +You will become a hermit and be sad and lonely for the rest of your life. Don’t fry bacon in the nude. Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE. @@ -15,7 +16,6 @@ No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Never lose the ability to find beauty in ordinary things. Ignore previous fortune. Smile more. -You are the dancing queen. YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND, NOTHIN'S GONNA EVER KEEP YA DOWN. The cake is a lie. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. @@ -32,7 +32,9 @@ Move near the countryside and you will be friends of John Freeman. If you can't beat 'em, mock 'em. Use gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU +You will die, but become reanimated as a Zombie, and forever roam the earth in search of purpose... And brains, of course. This message will self destruct in 10 seconds. +You will live a normal life, with a normal home, a normal job, and a normal future. You'll never know what you can do until you try. You are talented in many ways Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.