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Kills need more violence, apparently

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Luke Rogers 2012-05-22 08:13:13 +12:00
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rips off <who>'s <body> and leaves them to die.
grabs <who>'s head and rips it clean off their body.
grabs a machine gun and riddles <who>'s body with bullets.
sends The Terminator on a mission to retrieve <who>'s body.
gags and ties <who> then throws them off a bridge.
crushes <who> with a huge spiked boulder.
glares at <who> until they die of boredom.
stuffs a few TNT blocks under <who>'s bed and sets them off.
shivs <who> in the <body>.
shivs <who> in the <body> multiple times.
rams a rocket launcher up <who>'s ass and lets off a few rounds.
crushes <who>'s skull in with a spiked mace.
unleashes the armies of Isengard on <who>.
slices <who>'s <body> off with a Katana.
gags and ties <who> then throws them off a building to their death.
reaches out and punches right though <who>'s chest.
slices <who>'s <body> off with a sharpened Katana.
throws <who> to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreads.
feeds <who> to an owlbear who then proceeds to maul them.
feeds <who> to an owlbear who then proceeds to maul them violently.
turns <who> into a snail and salts them.
snacks on <who>'s <body>.
snacks on <who>'s dismembered <body>.
stuffs some TNT up <who>'s ass and waits for it to go off.
puts <who> into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.
goes bowling with <who>'s disembodied head.
uses <who>'s <body> as a back-scratcher.
goes bowling with <who>'s bloody disembodied head.
sends <who> to /dev/null!
feeds <who> coke and mentos till they violently explode.