slaps {user} with a {item}.
slaps {user} around a bit with a {item}.
throws a {item} at {user}.
chucks a few {item}s at {user}.
grabs a {item} and throws it in {user}'s face.
launches a {item} in {user}'s general direction.
sits on {user}'s face while slamming a {item} into their crotch.
starts slapping {user} silly with a {item}.
holds {user} down and repeatedly whacks them with a {item}.
prods {user} with a flaming {item}.
picks up a {item} and whacks {user} with it.
ties {user} to a chair and throws a {item} at them.
hits {user} on the head with a {item}.
ties {user} to a pole and whips them with a {item}.