slaps <who> with a <item>.
slaps <who> around a bit with a <item>.
throws a <item> at <who>.
chucks a few <item>s at <who>.
grabs a <item> and throws it in <who>'s face.
launches a <item> in <who>'s general direction.
sits on <who>'s face while slamming a <item> into their crotch.
starts slapping <who> silly with a <item>.
holds <who> down and repeatedly whacks them with a <item>.
prods <who> with a flaming <item>.
picks up a <item> and whacks <who> with it.
ties <who> to a chair and throws a <item> at them.
hits <who> on the head with a <item>.
ties <who> to a pole and whips them with a <item>.
