I'll use small words you're sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change.
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.
Look up Idiot in the dictionary. Know what you'll find? The definition of the word IDIOT, which you are.
You're dumber than a bag of hammers.
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
If I had a dick this is when I'd tell you to suck it.