{
   "templates":[
      "{hits} {user} with a {item}.",
      "{hits} {user} around a bit with a {item}.",
      "{throws} a {item} at {user}.",
      "{throws} a few {item}s at {user}.",
      "grabs a {item} and {throws} it in {user}'s face.",
      "launches a {item} in {user}'s general direction.",
      "sits on {user}'s face while slamming a {item} into their crotch.",
      "starts slapping {user} silly with a {item}.",
      "holds {user} down and repeatedly {hits} them with a {item}.",
      "prods {user} with a {item}.",
      "picks up a {item} and {hits} {user} with it.",
      "ties {user} to a chair and {throws} a {item} at them.",
      "{hits} {user} {where} with a {item}.",
      "ties {user} to a pole and whips them with a {item}."
   ],
   "parts": {
      "item":[
         "cast iron skillet",
         "large trout",
         "baseball bat",
         "wooden cane",
         "nail",
         "printer",
         "shovel",
         "pair of trousers",
         "CRT monitor",
         "diamond sword",
         "baguette",
         "physics textbook",
         "toaster",
         "portrait of Richard Stallman",
         "television",
         "mau5head",
         "five ton truck",
         "roll of duct tape",
         "book",
         "laptop",
         "old television",
         "sack of rocks",
         "rainbow trout",
         "cobblestone block",
         "lava bucket",
         "rubber chicken",
         "spiked bat",
         "gold block",
         "fire extinguisher",
         "heavy rock",
         "chunk of dirt"
      ],
      "throws": [
        "throws",
        "flings",
        "chucks"
      ],
      "hits": [
        "hits",
        "whacks",
        "slaps",
        "smacks"
      ],
      "where": [
        "in the chest",
        "on the head",
        "on the bum"
      ]
   }
}
