{
    "templates": [
        "rips off {user}'s {limbs} and leaves them to die.",
        "grabs {user}'s head and rips it clean off their body.",
        "grabs a {gun} and riddles {user}'s body with bullets.",
        "gags and ties {user} then throws them off a {tall_thing}.",
        "crushes {user} with a huge spiked {spiked_thing}.",
        "glares at {user} until they die of boredom.",
        "stabs {user} in the heart a few times with a {weapon_stab}.",
        "rams a {weapon_explosive} up {user}'s ass and lets off a few rounds.",
        "crushes {user}'s skull in with a {weapon_crush}.",
        "unleashes the armies of Isengard on {user}.",
        "gags and ties {user} then throws them off a {tall_thing} to their death.",
        "reaches out and punches right through {user}'s chest.",
        "slices {user}'s limbs off with a {weapon_slice}.",
        "throws {user} to Cthulu and watches them get ripped to shreds.",
        "feeds {user} to an owlbear who then proceeds to maul them violently.",
        "turns {user} into a snail and covers then in salt.",
        "snacks on {user}'s dismembered body.",
        "stuffs {bomb} up {user}'s ass and waits for it to go off.",
        "puts {user} into a sack, throws the sack in the river, and hurls the river into space.",
        "goes bowling with {user}'s bloody disembodied head.",
        "sends {user} to /dev/null!",
        "feeds {user} coke and mentos till they violently explode."
    ],
    "parts": {
        "gun": [
            "AK47",
            "machine gun",
            "automatic pistol",
            "Uzi"
        ],
        "limbs": [
            "legs",
            "arms",
            "limbs"
        ],
        "weapon_stab": [
            "knife",
            "shard of glass",
            "sword blade",
            "butchers knife",
            "corkscrew"
        ],
        "weapon_slice": [
            "sharpened katana",
            "chainsaw",
            "polished axe"
        ],
        "weapon_crush": [
            "spiked mace",
            "baseball bat",
            "wooden club",
            "massive steel ball",
            "heavy iron rod"
        ],
        "weapon_explosive": [
            "rocket launcher",
            "grenade launcher",
            "napalm launcher"
        ],
        "tall_thing": [
            "bridge",
            "tall building",
            "cliff",
            "mountain"
        ],
        "spiked_thing": [
            "boulder",
            "rock",
            "barrel of rocks"
        ],
        "bomb": [
            "a bomb",
            "some TNT",
            "a bunch of C4"
        ]
    }
}
